Where all of your wildest fantasies come true... okay, not really but close enough.

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Being alone in this hotel room makes me realize how lonely I really am.

Sad day :(

This bed is so big. I need someone else in it.

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Oh my god Gravity is soooooo good.

I could get used to traveling for work.

I could get used to traveling for work.

changotx:

I am glad to know he is a guardian of the galaxy

changotx:

I am glad to know he is a guardian of the galaxy

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Source: changotx

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snatchedweaves:

Teacher: "Exam time is up! Put your pencils down."

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I said put your pencils down.

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STOP WRITING!

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Excuse me? No, give me your exam right now!”

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Source: snatchedweaves

I’ve been tagged in a lot of “6-Selfie” things but I’ve been lazy. Here’s 6 pics from my phone.

The perfect opportunity for y’all to reblog, like, and comment on me to make me feel better.

todallison:

this vine is better than all of paranormal activity

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So even though I’m having a sucky day and feel gross, the clothes do look good. New job, new clothes. 

I forgot how expensive dress clothes were. But thank you Belk for the sale, I saved $100 bucks. Regular retail that shit is $190 bucks….. for four things.

So even though I’m having a sucky day and feel gross, the clothes do look good. New job, new clothes.

I forgot how expensive dress clothes were. But thank you Belk for the sale, I saved $100 bucks. Regular retail that shit is $190 bucks….. for four things.

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I had to buy some new dress shirts and instead of feeling good about it I just feel disgustingly hideous. Ugh, not a good day today.

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Source: walkingdixon