Where all of your wildest fantasies come true... okay, not really but close enough.

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Kill Bill blow dryer

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nickthevag:

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People get excited about this?

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surprisebitch:

gf: babe come over

bf: i cant, im in the city hall to submit some very important documents

gf: im off my period

bf:

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afternoonsnoozebutton:

the end tho

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What would you suggest we get him, then?

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IVE NEVER DONE SO MUCH DAMAGE WITH ONE FINGERĀ 

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