Decided I needed to share a bit about myself to all the creepy strangers on the internet.
- My name is Zack… with a K. Not Zach, Zac, Zak, or any other variation. Just a pet peeve.
- I’m 27 years old. I know, kinda old for Tumblr but guess who doesn’t give a fuck (I’ll give you a hint, he has two thumbs and it’s this kid).
- Going along with not giving a fuck: My sense of humor is all encompassing. I find anything and everything funny. From debilitating illnesses to tragic situations to personal tragedies. If you don’t like it, I don’t really care.
- I have a masters degree and am greatly overqualified for my grocery store job but I’m too lazy to get a real job.
- I’ve had the opportunity to travel to Europe for a month but I still have a billion places that I want go.
- I love entertainment and pop culture.
- Books: Anything by James Patterson, Harry Potter, The Hunger Games, anything mystery/suspense/thriller.
- Television: Cheesy reality shows, awesome premium channel shows (Boardwalk Empire, The Sopranos, True Blood, Dexter, blah, blah, blah, etc.), The Walking Dead, super cool British shows (Doctor Who, Torchwood, Misfits). I honestly have way too many, I could go on for days.
- Movies: I’m not even gonna try to name my favorites but I will give you a few. Scream, Fargo, The Silence of the Lambs, Galaxy Quest… alright, already too hard, I can’t do this.
- I probably have the coolest friends ever. We do fun and crazy (some legal, some not so legal) things.
- And I know you’re fucking thinking it so here.
