June 2013
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If you were stranded in the desert and had to drink one of your followers to survive, who would it be?
I couldn’t resort to cannibalism.
why is your penis so perfect?
I ask myself this everyday.
Kill, bang, marry: Ollie, Eric, me!
Bang Eric
Marry Ollie
Kill…… this is awkward.
Hilary Clinton shows up to your door, and you must answer. Would you rather open the door and A) be in the middle of receiving fellatio, B) covered in jizz, or C) balls deep in Eric?
Balls deep, Hillary would understand.
Who would you rather bang: a dirty hobo or a dirty homo?
A dirty homo.
Would you ever want to be fucked by a girl? (strap on)
At this current moment, no. But I won’t rule it out ;)
Make up a poem about your celebrity crush
A haiku about hot celebs:
You are all sexy
I will never be with you
That makes me real sad
If you had the choice to have a vagina on your thigh so that you could fuck it any time you want, would you do it?
Hahaha, no.
What color underwear are you wearing?
Gray, navy, and red plaid boxers.
