All the Wonder Things

kiiimbyy:

…that video got me lol
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I will preface this countdown by letting you know I have entirely too much time on my hands. After careful consideration of brains, brawn, overall coolness, overall badassery, and the quality of their film I have ranked the Leads of the Disney Renaissance. Don’t like it? Don’t care. I did this for me (I even made a chart/table to tabulate scores… don’t judge me).

10.) This bitch (AKA: Ariel from the Little Mermaid)

She saw Eric for like 15 seconds and was in love and wanted to marry him?!?! Bitch, what you talkin’? What are you doing? What. What. What are you doing? I think you’re 16 and an idiot. I’ll give her this though, bitch can sang.

9.) Busted Fuck (AKA Quasimodo from The Hunchback of Notre Dame)

You can’t help but feel sorry for this guy. He’s jacked up, talks to gargoyles, and doesn’t even get the girl (oops, spoilers). With that being said though, he’s… um, he is…., he’s well… Ok, I can’t think of anything nice to say.

8.) Eva Gabor and Bob Newhart (AKA: Miss Bianca and Bernard from The Rescuers Down Under)

Sorry, not my favorite movie… I like their voices?

7.) Sackagaweeuhhh (AKA: Pocahontas from Pocahontas)

VIRGINIA COMPANY!!!!!!! That is all.

6.) Eee Oooo Eeee Aaa Oooo (AKA: Tarzan from Tarzan)

I’m not really sure why, but for some reason I want to hang out with Tarzan. Like, I want him to be my friend.

5.) Prince Aboo Boo (AKA: Aladdin from Aladdin)

I feel like I should recalculate my scores because I don’t know why he is so high. 

4.) Wonderboy (AKA: Hercules from Hercules)

I had never seen this movie prior to my marathon… I was pleased. I’m surprised he made it this high considering how stupid he is… I guess brains aren’t everything.

3.) Can’t think of a nickname (AKA: Belle from Beauty and the Beast)

One of my favorite Disney movies of all time. 

2.) Rrrrrooooooaaaaaarrrrrrrr (AKA: Simba from The Lion King)

What is not to love about Simba? 

1.) HBICBAMF (AKA: Mulan from…. okay, you get the picture)

Bitch saved China. Bitches love China.

Since I spent over half my day yesterday watching Disney movies I am going to make a few countdowns regarding the movies and characters. Don’t like it? Guess who doesn’t give a fuck. I’ll give you a hint, it’s this kid.