All the Wonder Things

What’s the consensus on the ‘butter’ colored shirt? I like it kinda. Out of our four managers I’m the only one that rocks butter.

Finally got my new name tag. It’s crooked though. Pocket clip, you had one job.

Can we address how much this name tag pisses me off. If I wanted it to say Service&Sales as one word I would have written it like that. Don’t worry, I ordered another and and took out the ‘& Sales’ hopefully they don’t fuck that up too.

I’m very excited.

I get to dress up now at work. Tie is optional but I gotta show these other fuckers up.

Sorry gays for the Chick-fil-a but it’s too damn good.

I was bored at work so I took a picture of all of Food Lion’s cereal next to the Name Brand cereal. Yay knockoffs!!!

I’m in love with the panoramic pictures on the new iPhone update.

Bitches, that’s like .17 cent a can.

No big deal but it looks like Kel bought his orange soda from Food Lion.

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10 years and all I get is an effing mini clock? And three months late for that matter. I kid, it’s been an interesting 10 years to say the least. Met some great people. I’ve really worked for this company for 10 years?!? Damn, 26 has never sounded older.