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Today my, almost 23 year old, baby brother graduated with a BS in Elementary Education. It took him 5 years and he hated every second of it but he did it and has a job already lined up. I’m so proud of him. Also, could my sister be more pregnant? Best siblings ever.

Today my, almost 23 year old, baby brother graduated with a BS in Elementary Education. It took him 5 years and he hated every second of it but he did it and has a job already lined up. I’m so proud of him. Also, could my sister be more pregnant? Best siblings ever.

Today my, almost 23 year old, baby brother graduated with a BS in Elementary Education. It took him 5 years and he hated every second of it but he did it and has a job already lined up. I’m so proud of him. Also, could my sister be more pregnant? Best siblings ever.

Today my, almost 23 year old, baby brother graduated with a BS in Elementary Education. It took him 5 years and he hated every second of it but he did it and has a job already lined up. I’m so proud of him. Also, could my sister be more pregnant? Best siblings ever.

I shaved by the way. And I’m pissing.

I shaved by the way. And I’m pissing.

Look guys, I have a thigh gap. Also, look how pasty that shit is. So white you can’t even see the hair.

Look guys, I have a thigh gap. Also, look how pasty that shit is. So white you can’t even see the hair.

I also forgot about this. This is what being tight with beer vendors at work get you. An inflatable Corona.

I also forgot about this. This is what being tight with beer vendors at work get you. An inflatable Corona.

I hate pooping anywhere but my own home but when you gotta go, you gotta go.

I hate pooping anywhere but my own home but when you gotta go, you gotta go.

Pity me.

I guess the truths out. I like the D.

I guess the truths out. I like the D.

Look what I’m about to start.

Look what I’m about to start.