All the Wonder Things

onedaysmore:

Aww what a cute selfie :P Zack you are such a babe. Anyone who can keep a cute face while deep throating coke deserves to have me.

I am cute. I still love you.

Ewwwwwwww. Look at the company I work for.

Throwback Halloween party pic.

This is the face of someone who is officially done.

stalling:

Drackiszunk by Stalling

Today my, almost 23 year old, baby brother graduated with a BS in Elementary Education. It took him 5 years and he hated every second of it but he did it and has a job already lined up. I’m so proud of him. Also, could my sister be more pregnant? Best siblings ever.

Today my, almost 23 year old, baby brother graduated with a BS in Elementary Education. It took him 5 years and he hated every second of it but he did it and has a job already lined up. I’m so proud of him. Also, could my sister be more pregnant? Best siblings ever.

I shaved by the way. And I’m pissing.

Look guys, I have a thigh gap. Also, look how pasty that shit is. So white you can’t even see the hair.

I also forgot about this. This is what being tight with beer vendors at work get you. An inflatable Corona.