All the Wonder Things

I make myself laugh.

This day can’t come soon enough.

(via sell-out-my-funeral)

So, here I am at work getting shit done when this lady come up to me.

“Excuse me, are you open.”

“Oh, no ma’am. They are open on 4 and 6.”

Let me add that the two cashiers on 4 and 6 were young black guys.

“Can you open a register?”

At this point I’m like, ‘Bitch really, they don’t have anyone in line’

Before I can formulate an response to her my manager calls me over and informs me that the woman is really racist and to just ring her up. This whole time she is looking at me. Upon hearing this great news I mean mug death stare the hell outta this ignorant ass bitch and walk right past her. The dumb cunt gets mad and leaves with her cart of groceries sitting there.

Oh the fuck well, you ignorant ass dumb motherfucker. I have absolutely no time for stupid ass bitches. 

Hence my short temper today, beware fuckers.

I’m not trying to be a huge dick, but I don’t give a fuck so oh well.

Racist, Food Lion, racist. I appreciate the company that I work for has a sense of humor regarding magazine placement. I knew that bitch Rachel Rey was too good to be true. I’m so so sorry Taraji.

Truth.

(via ipartywithicarly)

This may be rude and insensitive of me but these people need to get to get the fuck over themselves. If you can’t take a joke just kill yourself. Don’t give me that, “Oh you can’t joke about that.” Because, oh yes the fuck I can and I will. End of rant.

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Oh, stereotypes. They make me smile.

Oh, racism. You not funny…… oh wait, yes you are. On a serious note, it’s unfortunate that this is true.

(via prom-night-dumpster-baby)