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“NO SOUP FOR YOU!”
Seinfeld Season 7 Episode 6 - The Soup Nazi
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She invites me up at twelve o’clock at night, for coffee, and I don’t go up. “No thank you. I don’t want coffee. It keeps me up. Too late for me to drink coffee.” I said this to her. People this stupid shouldn’t be allowed to live.
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