All the Wonder Things

Okay, it’s time for a fap and nap.

I’m 26 not 16, what is going on.

Glad to know everything works though.

I got cum on my work apron once and every time I wash it there still seems to be some remnants. 

This apron is my Monica Lewinsky blue dress.

ic3jay:

I’m doing TMI Tuesday in case anyone wants to ask any questions. :)

…. BRB y’all.

I think this daily.

(via jessebadboy)

… (this is probably TMI).

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If this was done to me it would result in a massive erection. I have the most sensitive nipples. I know this is a guy too but I probably would still achieve a massive erection. My nipples cannot differentiate between male and female.

….. great, now my nipples are hard.

You know what I mean, that every-inch-of-your-body-feels-like-your-nerves-are-having-a-spastic-seizure. Labored breathing and extreme sensitivity…. TMI? Maybe it’s just me. If so, your loss.

I’m bored. Axe me questions and stuff my box.