All the Wonder Things

And it felt so good today.

It has begun.

Yeah, told you it would flood. This is really a lot worse than it normally is. We had to move our cars.

I guess it was bound to get cold sooner or later.

That makes me a very happy camper.

That’s mid teens for my Celsius using friends.

Come to think about it, I’d be even happier with teen temperatures. I can’t wait for winter.

It’s times like this I question the existence of God. If he really loved me he wouldn’t have it this hot. 

I blame that stupid bitch Mother Nature, that cunt.

I love it.

(via prom-night-dumpster-baby)